I’m done for the night. Where’s my wine? Bye, y’all. The internet is really goddamn stupid.
YES SAURON, LORD OF MORDOR, WILL HAVE THE HERB CRUSTED SALMON FILET PLEASE.
AND THIS IS SAURON’S CHEAT DAY SO SAURON WILL TREAT HIMSELF TO THE CHOCOLATE RASPBERRY TRUFFLE CHEESECAKE.
SAURON DESERVES IT.
what makes this even more fantastic is the eye of sauron in the top left corner
OH MY GOSH I WAS AT CHEESECAKE FACTORY LADT NIGHT TALKING EITH MY FRIEND ABOUT HOW THOSE THINGS LOOKED LIKED THE EYE OF SAURON
me planning my grandmas funeral
God bless white people. Home girl just starts fucking chomping here teeth.
wtf kinda irl chain chomp
LMAO SHE STARTED EATING HER BREATHING SPACE
the only thing that matters in this video is the black girl in the back all unbothered putting on her eyeliner
I’d fuck marry and kill myself
omg you can’t just ask people why they’re ignorant
^THAT. THAT IS THE COMMENT OF THE YEAR.
ALL THE AWARDS.
I went back for a callback and met Crystal Reed, we read together for a chemistry read, and it felt really good.
Me starting a rebellion at my school
all you did is ruin some janitor’s afternoon because they have to scrub your stupid fandom crap off the walls i swear you people need to control yourselves
The juxtaposition of these two urls makes the comments that much more satisfying
jim fucking carrey
jim fucking carrey
I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people