when you’re sitting in your car
at school
and Cry comes on
at school
and you belt that shit out anyway
at school
Katie: What do you guys think, long boarding on the beach or surfing?
Me: Katie, how the fuck do you long board on the beach?
Talking about my friend's period.
Crystal: I got a period app!
Ms. Kaehm's: You know what people who use the rhythm method are called?
Us: What?
Ms. Kaehm's: Parents.
Me: I'm a slut lol.
Mom: I know.
Me: Mom! You're not supposed to say that about me >:(
Mom: I didn't used to think it but now I do lol.
blondeandpinkforever replied to your post: oh yeah for those inquiring/ concerned about my…
oh my gosh jacob what happened??????
Umm long story short, I was driving in the far left lane and fell asleep and drove onto the right shoulder and hit a hill of dirt and a speed limit sign and swerved back across the highway onto the left shoulder [luckily there was room on each side for all of this]. The windshield was completely shattered and the front axel (the bar that connects the front 2 tires) is broken in half and the front right light and bumper is smashed. Everything’s fine though, I didn’t hit anyone else and Enrica and I only have a little bit of whiplash and a few scrapes and bruises. It was just a traumatic experience.
